Assholes EP

by Mommy Long Legs

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Our second release, our first EP. Time to get freaky.

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released October 26, 2015

Recorded by Nich Wilbur at The Unknown. Mixed and mastered by Martin Selasco. Cover photo by Melissa Kagerer. Trophy by Avalon Willows. Tape layout by Michael Heck. Mcbless you all!


extra large mcspecial thanks to Michael Schoentag, Gawd, The Donut House, Evan Easthope, DJ Sharlese, Allyce Andrew, Lauren Moore, Madeline Franks, Lily Kay, Martin Selasco, Polygonzo "Old Jim," Anthony and The Monkey Pub, Lindsey Kaghan, Brian Foss, Werewolf Vacation and Chompsky.

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Track Name: Assholes
you can take your money
and put it in your asshole
you can take your condo and put it in your bungalow
you can take your god damn
financial plans and jerk yourself off

you can take your GMO's your NFL your Superbowl
yeah you can take your CEOs giant head and tiny soul
and throw it in a wormhole
cause in the end thats where it goes
yeah throw it in a wormhole
cause in the end we're all alone

Do you believe in god
who do you think made the internet
another round of fraps
for me and my bitches
Why should I tip you?
I don't even know you

you can take your credit card and max it hard on livin' large
you can take your asshole and put it in your new car
and drive into a wormhole
cause in the end we're all alone x2

holiday celebrate X2

(slow part)
You can take your golf clubs, your white gloves your tech job
yeah you can take your asshole and put it in your new car
and drive into a wormhole
cause in the end
we're all alone x4
Track Name: Haunted Housewives
he's coming home mean
better cook better clean
never left that ugly scene
stuck in the fucking 50's

got lost in the TV
with your stack of magazines
and a time warped dream
of your perfect family

embedded in your heads
outdated images
get married have the kids
then rejoice cause that's all you get

he comes home mean
and you've cooked and you've cleaned
and he hasn't said a thing

not transparent
you're unseen
you're unseen

oh they're the haunted housewives
oh all mixed up in a past life
oh still convinced that it's their role
oh they're the haunted housewives x2
Track Name: Cat Callers
walking down the street
looking forward moving fast
still you feel the need
to fucking comment as I pass

shouldn’t matter how I’m dressed
or if I were wearing less
It’s not an invitation
to be a fucking pest

hey girl, hey baby
give me a smile
cuz this is flattery
to give you self-esteem
what a strategy

cat calling motherfuckers
you know you’ll never get laid that way
you stupid motherfuckers
I’m not a cat so please stop calling me
you fucked up motherfuckers
what the hell is the benefit anyway?
I’m not a cat so please stop calling me

walking down the street
having bullshit shouted at me
what the hell makes you think
that I want your opinion of me?

shouldn’t matter how I’m dressed
or if I were wearing less
it’s not an invitation
to be a fucking pest

Cat calling motherfuckers
you know you’ll never get laid that way
you stupid motherfuckers
I’m not a cat so please stop calling me
you fucked up motherfuckers
what the hell is the benefit anyway?
I’m not a cat so please stop calling me
Track Name: Weird Girl
Don't wanna be another Ashley
Don't wanna count my fucking calories
Don't wanna worry about my body
so dickheads can like me

I'd rather make out with my TV screen
than anyone on the football team
I'd rather touch myself to Vincent Price movies

Cause I wanna be a weird girl
weird girl,weird girl
I wanna be a weird Weird Weird Weird girl
I wannabe a freak girl freak girl freak girl
I wanna freak you out cause I'm a freaky fucking girl

Don't wanna be another Ashley
Don't wanna shop at Abercrombie
I'd rather steal from JC Penny's
Cause it's really easy

I'd rather make out with my tv screen
than anyone on the football team
I'd rather touch myself to Vincent Price movies

Cause I wanna be a weird girl
weird girl,weird girl
I wanna be a weird Weird Weird Weird girl
I wannabe a freak girl freak girl freak girl
I wanna freak you out cause I'm a freaky fucking girl x2