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Assholes EP

by Mommy Long Legs

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1.
Assholes 02:28
you can take your money and put it in your asshole you can take your condo and put it in your bungalow you can take your god damn financial plans and jerk yourself off you can take your GMO's your NFL your Superbowl yeah you can take your CEOs giant head and tiny soul and throw it in a wormhole cause in the end thats where it goes yeah throw it in a wormhole cause in the end we're all alone Do you believe in god who do you think made the internet another round of fraps for me and my bitches Why should I tip you? I don't even know you you can take your credit card and max it hard on livin' large you can take your asshole and put it in your new car and drive into a wormhole cause in the end we're all alone x2 holiday celebrate X2 (slow part) You can take your golf clubs, your white gloves your tech job yeah you can take your asshole and put it in your new car and drive into a wormhole cause in the end we're all alone x4
2.
he's coming home mean better cook better clean never left that ugly scene stuck in the fucking 50's got lost in the TV with your stack of magazines and a time warped dream of your perfect family embedded in your heads outdated images get married have the kids then rejoice cause that's all you get he comes home mean and you've cooked and you've cleaned and he hasn't said a thing not transparent you're unseen you're unseen oh they're the haunted housewives oh all mixed up in a past life oh still convinced that it's their role oh they're the haunted housewives x2
3.
Cat Callers 02:34
walking down the street looking forward moving fast still you feel the need to fucking comment as I pass shouldn’t matter how I’m dressed or if I were wearing less It’s not an invitation to be a fucking pest hey girl, hey baby give me a smile cuz this is flattery to give you self-esteem what a strategy cat calling motherfuckers you know you’ll never get laid that way you stupid motherfuckers I’m not a cat so please stop calling me you fucked up motherfuckers what the hell is the benefit anyway? I’m not a cat so please stop calling me walking down the street having bullshit shouted at me what the hell makes you think that I want your opinion of me? shouldn’t matter how I’m dressed or if I were wearing less it’s not an invitation to be a fucking pest Cat calling motherfuckers you know you’ll never get laid that way you stupid motherfuckers I’m not a cat so please stop calling me you fucked up motherfuckers what the hell is the benefit anyway? I’m not a cat so please stop calling me
4.
Weird Girl 02:24
Don't wanna be another Ashley Don't wanna count my fucking calories Don't wanna worry about my body so dickheads can like me I'd rather make out with my TV screen than anyone on the football team I'd rather touch myself to Vincent Price movies Cause I wanna be a weird girl weird girl,weird girl I wanna be a weird Weird Weird Weird girl I wannabe a freak girl freak girl freak girl I wanna freak you out cause I'm a freaky fucking girl Don't wanna be another Ashley Don't wanna shop at Abercrombie I'd rather steal from JC Penny's Cause it's really easy I'd rather make out with my tv screen than anyone on the football team I'd rather touch myself to Vincent Price movies Cause I wanna be a weird girl weird girl,weird girl I wanna be a weird Weird Weird Weird girl I wannabe a freak girl freak girl freak girl I wanna freak you out cause I'm a freaky fucking girl x2

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Our second release, our first EP. Time to get freaky.

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released October 26, 2015

Recorded by Nich Wilbur at The Unknown. Mixed and mastered by Martin Selasco. Cover photo by Melissa Kagerer. Trophy by Avalon Willows. Tape layout by Michael Heck. Mcbless you all!


extra large mcspecial thanks to Michael Schoentag, Gawd, The Donut House, Evan Easthope, DJ Sharlese, Allyce Andrew, Lauren Moore, Madeline Franks, Lily Kay, Martin Selasco, Polygonzo "Old Jim," Anthony and The Monkey Pub, Lindsey Kaghan, Brian Foss, Werewolf Vacation and Chompsky.

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