Life Rips

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released March 13, 2015

Guitar/Vocals - Lilly M, Guitar/Vocals - Melissa K, Bass/Vocals - Leah M, Drums - Cory B

Special thanks to Martin Selasco for recording/mixing/playing tambourine, synthesizer and pocket piano. Thanks to Werewolf Vacation for putting up with our shenanigans and big thanks to Tim Root for our killer album art!

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Track Name: Life Rips
Life Rips then you die sucka
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
blood drips, double dips govna
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

moms of the world dads of the world x2
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

I wanna make some money
so I can buy a TV
all the commercials make me feel so happy
wanna live in a mansion and get a handsome jansome
I'm gonna make everybody so jealous

yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah x2

after all is said and done all you really need is fashion
and after I am dead and gone I'll still have all the latest on
yeah I'm gonna fashion until the end
and even then I'm gonna haunt the latest trends

Gucci crypt hearse limo riding topless
I"m on the tombstone list
eternal vip pass

rest in peace out x2

resting in and i'm peacing out
and I'm sipping mai tai's underground
and I'm wearing my best down the dead carpet
living large in the graveyard

i'm gonna fashion until the end and even the then
I'm gonna haunt the latest trends

life is fabulous but death is glamours x4


Life Rips then you die sucka
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
blood drips, double dips govna
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Track Name: Slumber Party
won't be first to fall asleep
and all your secrets I will keep
paint my nails I'll braid your hair
we'll tell each other ghostly tails
who's your crush I'll tell you mine
you like him ? I guess he's alright
did you see Amanda's skort ?
OH MY GOSH SHE'S SUCH A DORK

slumber party at my house tonight
slumber party we'll have a fucking pillow fight
slumber party till the morning light
slumber party, we'll have a real good time

watching movies in the dark
oh my gosh did you just fart?
hey let's prank call Chad and Luke
Stacey says he think's you're cute
popcorn movies make up hair
what do you choose truth or dare?
uhhhh DARE

slumber party at my house tonight
slumber party we'll have a fucking pillow fight
slumber party till the morning light
slumber party, we'll have a real good time

now she's fast asleep
get a cup of water to heat
does anybody got a sharpie
Amanda's totally gonna freak

slumber party at my house tonight
slumber party we'll have a fucking pillow fight
slumber party till the morning light
slumber party, we'll have a real good time
Track Name: Horrorscope
Oh no I think that Mars is in retrograde
can't date ya gotta wait until Saturday
hot sex with a Gemini in 85
had a rumble with a Capricorn I don't know why

every night I read my horrorscope and cry

Leo, Virgo
don't go outside , don't go outside
Pisces, Libra
don't even try , don't even try

the moon is full
but my moods down low
my heart says yes
but my chart says no

horrorscope blues
astrology abuse
the planets are confused
and everyone's gonna loose

cancer, prance
don't go outside, don't go outside
dasher, dancer
don't even try, don't even try

the moon is full
but my moods down low
my heart says yes
but my chart says no

Oh no I think that Mars is in retrograde
can't date ya gotta wait until Saturday
hot sex with a Gemini in '85
had a rumble with a Capricorn I don't know why

oh no everything is in retrograde
slapped a Virgo cause I forgot to burn my sage
car broke down when i smooched that little Gemini
skinny dipping with my super-fly pieces guy

every night I read my horrorscope and cry
Track Name: Sorority Girls
Alpha, Beta, Delta
Placenta, Zita Smegma, alfalfa

Hey hey hey girls let's all look the same
and act really fucking stupid
cause they like us that way

hey hey hey boys let's go to the frat party
the theme is white people
get your roofies ready

shit their parents money away
and act like assholes everyday

wanna take a stroll down greek row
find the biggest pack of douchey football bro's
got their brand new polo's on yeah
wanna spew a little on everyone

waa-ohhhh

hurl hurl hurl on sorority girls
I wanna spew spew spew on fraternity dudes
I wanna hurl hurl hurl on sorority girls
I wanna spew spew spew on fraternity dudes

I just wanna ruin their day in a particular way

wanna take a stroll down greek row
find the biggest pack of brainless female drones
got their brand new whatever's on yeah
wanna spew a little on everyone

waaa-ohhh
blahhh-ohhh
waaa-ohhh

wanna wanna spew oh you
alpha falfa
brainless fucking football dudes
delta trelta
I'm a little Kangaroo
gamma jamma
I just wanna fart and puke and spew on you
Track Name: Yuppie Moms
yuppie moms with your magazine homes
riding trends with your idiot friends
that smug expression
aimless aggression
late for a session
to get your shitty spray tan

yuppie moms better turn around and run
they put you down cause they have nothing going on
try putting a lid
on you're terrible kid
are you living the life
you washed out trophy wife

I want an Oprah Mocha Frappuchino
and I want it right her right now x3

Oprah Mocha, Oprah Mocha
right here, right now

washed out trophy wives
live to satisfy
freaky business guys
I'm a porcupine
Track Name: Sad Dudes
You sad little dude
there's something's wrong here
everything at your fingertips
baby but you're so sad

live through little devices
or you could make you're own choices
nothing is in the way
except that you're so fucking lazy

ohhh sad little dude x2

with imaginary problems
imaginary problems
lucky you don't really got them
lucky you don't really got them no got them no

no body likes whiny babies x3
that's what you are so please stop complaining

sad little dude
poor little dude
sad little dude what chu gonna do
Track Name: Role Play
I'll be the milkman
you be the mother
I'll be the student
you be the teacher
I'll be bad cop
now you're in trouble

I like to role play
between the sheets
just a little role play
our hearts will meet
I like to role play
between the sheets
just a little role play
now take a seat

I'll be the mountain
you be the cockroach
I'll be the pool boy
you be the Mai Tai
I'll be the nightmare
you be the haunted hair

I like to role play
between the sheets
just a little role play
our hearts will meet
I like to role play
between the sheets
just a little role play
now take a fucking seat

I like to role play
between the sheets
buwahhhaha blahuahhah
I like to role play
between the sheets
just a little role play
now take a seat