Life Rips

by Mommy Long Legs

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Mark Johnson
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Mark Johnson I wrote MLL this e-mail:
Hi,
I just wanted to thank you for being the quickest shippers on Bandcamp. I've gotten two of your splendid cassettes in my mailbox in less time than an Angry Samoans song. To be honest, not all of my Bandcamp purchases have been so timely. Some bands never send anything. Punk rock means sticking it to the man, not sticking it to the fan. Thanks for being exceedingly terrific.
Yours,
Mark Favorite track: Sorority Girls.
Joseph Magenta
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Joseph Magenta Ever since KEXP and an article on Punknews about you guys, you have been my favorite band, cant wait to hear more! Favorite track: Life Rips.
Stevie Barile
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Stevie Barile Mommy Long Legs just played a benefit show for my non-profit organization and RIPPED! Thanks a million girls!

So much SASS on this record. I love seeing these ladies bring it live and listen constantly to their recordings. I feel that they are growing as musicians the more they play and continue to one-up themselves as song writers. Mad props ladies! Favorite track: Horrorscope.
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1.
Life Rips 03:22
Life Rips then you die sucka yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah blood drips, double dips govna yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah moms of the world dads of the world x2 yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I wanna make some money so I can buy a TV all the commercials make me feel so happy wanna live in a mansion and get a handsome jansome I'm gonna make everybody so jealous yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah x2 after all is said and done all you really need is fashion and after I am dead and gone I'll still have all the latest on yeah I'm gonna fashion until the end and even then I'm gonna haunt the latest trends Gucci crypt hearse limo riding topless I"m on the tombstone list eternal vip pass rest in peace out x2 resting in and i'm peacing out and I'm sipping mai tai's underground and I'm wearing my best down the dead carpet living large in the graveyard i'm gonna fashion until the end and even the then I'm gonna haunt the latest trends life is fabulous but death is glamours x4 Life Rips then you die sucka yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah blood drips, double dips govna yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
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won't be first to fall asleep and all your secrets I will keep paint my nails I'll braid your hair we'll tell each other ghostly tails who's your crush I'll tell you mine you like him ? I guess he's alright did you see Amanda's skort ? OH MY GOSH SHE'S SUCH A DORK slumber party at my house tonight slumber party we'll have a fucking pillow fight slumber party till the morning light slumber party, we'll have a real good time watching movies in the dark oh my gosh did you just fart? hey let's prank call Chad and Luke Stacey says he think's you're cute popcorn movies make up hair what do you choose truth or dare? uhhhh DARE slumber party at my house tonight slumber party we'll have a fucking pillow fight slumber party till the morning light slumber party, we'll have a real good time now she's fast asleep get a cup of water to heat does anybody got a sharpie Amanda's totally gonna freak slumber party at my house tonight slumber party we'll have a fucking pillow fight slumber party till the morning light slumber party, we'll have a real good time
3.
Horrorscope 02:10
Oh no I think that Mars is in retrograde can't date ya gotta wait until Saturday hot sex with a Gemini in 85 had a rumble with a Capricorn I don't know why every night I read my horrorscope and cry Leo, Virgo don't go outside , don't go outside Pisces, Libra don't even try , don't even try the moon is full but my moods down low my heart says yes but my chart says no horrorscope blues astrology abuse the planets are confused and everyone's gonna loose cancer, prance don't go outside, don't go outside dasher, dancer don't even try, don't even try the moon is full but my moods down low my heart says yes but my chart says no Oh no I think that Mars is in retrograde can't date ya gotta wait until Saturday hot sex with a Gemini in '85 had a rumble with a Capricorn I don't know why oh no everything is in retrograde slapped a Virgo cause I forgot to burn my sage car broke down when i smooched that little Gemini skinny dipping with my super-fly pieces guy every night I read my horrorscope and cry
4.
Alpha, Beta, Delta Placenta, Zita Smegma, alfalfa Hey hey hey girls let's all look the same and act really fucking stupid cause they like us that way hey hey hey boys let's go to the frat party the theme is white people get your roofies ready shit their parents money away and act like assholes everyday wanna take a stroll down greek row find the biggest pack of douchey football bro's got their brand new polo's on yeah wanna spew a little on everyone waa-ohhhh hurl hurl hurl on sorority girls I wanna spew spew spew on fraternity dudes I wanna hurl hurl hurl on sorority girls I wanna spew spew spew on fraternity dudes I just wanna ruin their day in a particular way wanna take a stroll down greek row find the biggest pack of brainless female drones got their brand new whatever's on yeah wanna spew a little on everyone waaa-ohhh blahhh-ohhh waaa-ohhh wanna wanna spew oh you alpha falfa brainless fucking football dudes delta trelta I'm a little Kangaroo gamma jamma I just wanna fart and puke and spew on you
5.
Yuppie Moms 01:40
yuppie moms with your magazine homes riding trends with your idiot friends that smug expression aimless aggression late for a session to get your shitty spray tan yuppie moms better turn around and run they put you down cause they have nothing going on try putting a lid on you're terrible kid are you living the life you washed out trophy wife I want an Oprah Mocha Frappuchino and I want it right her right now x3 Oprah Mocha, Oprah Mocha right here, right now washed out trophy wives live to satisfy freaky business guys I'm a porcupine
6.
Sad Dudes 02:42
You sad little dude there's something's wrong here everything at your fingertips baby but you're so sad live through little devices or you could make you're own choices nothing is in the way except that you're so fucking lazy ohhh sad little dude x2 with imaginary problems imaginary problems lucky you don't really got them lucky you don't really got them no got them no no body likes whiny babies x3 that's what you are so please stop complaining sad little dude poor little dude sad little dude what chu gonna do
7.
Role Play 01:50
I'll be the milkman you be the mother I'll be the student you be the teacher I'll be bad cop now you're in trouble I like to role play between the sheets just a little role play our hearts will meet I like to role play between the sheets just a little role play now take a seat I'll be the mountain you be the cockroach I'll be the pool boy you be the Mai Tai I'll be the nightmare you be the haunted hair I like to role play between the sheets just a little role play our hearts will meet I like to role play between the sheets just a little role play now take a fucking seat I like to role play between the sheets buwahhhaha blahuahhah I like to role play between the sheets just a little role play now take a seat

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released March 13, 2015

Guitar/Vocals - Lilly M, Guitar/Vocals - Melissa K, Bass/Vocals - Leah M, Drums - Cory B

Special thanks to Martin Selasco for recording/mixing/playing tambourine, synthesizer and pocket piano. Thanks to Werewolf Vacation for putting up with our shenanigans and big thanks to Tim Root for our killer album art!

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