Assholes

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lyrics

you can take your money
and put it in your asshole
you can take your condo and put it in your bungalow
you can take your god damn
financial plans and jerk yourself off

you can take your GMO's your NFL your Superbowl
yeah you can take your CEOs giant head and tiny soul
and throw it in a wormhole
cause in the end thats where it goes
yeah throw it in a wormhole
cause in the end we're all alone

Do you believe in god
who do you think made the internet
another round of fraps
for me and my bitches
Why should I tip you?
I don't even know you

you can take your credit card and max it hard on livin' large
you can take your asshole and put it in your new car
and drive into a wormhole
cause in the end we're all alone x2

holiday celebrate X2

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You can take your golf clubs, your white gloves your tech job
yeah you can take your asshole and put it in your new car
and drive into a wormhole
cause in the end
we're all alone x4

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from Assholes EP, released October 26, 2015

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