Horrorscope

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Oh no I think that Mars is in retrograde
can't date ya gotta wait until Saturday
hot sex with a Gemini in 85
had a rumble with a Capricorn I don't know why

every night I read my horrorscope and cry

Leo, Virgo
don't go outside , don't go outside
Pisces, Libra
don't even try , don't even try

the moon is full
but my moods down low
my heart says yes
but my chart says no

horrorscope blues
astrology abuse
the planets are confused
and everyone's gonna loose

cancer, prance
don't go outside, don't go outside
dasher, dancer
don't even try, don't even try

the moon is full
but my moods down low
my heart says yes
but my chart says no

Oh no I think that Mars is in retrograde
can't date ya gotta wait until Saturday
hot sex with a Gemini in '85
had a rumble with a Capricorn I don't know why

oh no everything is in retrograde
slapped a Virgo cause I forgot to burn my sage
car broke down when i smooched that little Gemini
skinny dipping with my super-fly pieces guy

every night I read my horrorscope and cry

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from Life Rips, released March 13, 2015

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