Yuppie Moms

from Life Rips by Mommy Long Legs

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yuppie moms with your magazine homes
riding trends with your idiot friends
that smug expression
aimless aggression
late for a session
to get your shitty spray tan

yuppie moms better turn around and run
they put you down cause they have nothing going on
try putting a lid
on you're terrible kid
are you living the life
you washed out trophy wife

I want an Oprah Mocha Frappuchino
and I want it right her right now x3

Oprah Mocha, Oprah Mocha
right here, right now

washed out trophy wives
live to satisfy
freaky business guys
I'm a porcupine

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from Life Rips, released March 13, 2015

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