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Assholes
02:28
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you can take your money
and put it in your asshole
you can take your condo and put it in your bungalow
you can take your god damn
financial plans and jerk yourself off
you can take your GMO's your NFL your Superbowl
yeah you can take your CEOs giant head and tiny soul
and throw it in a wormhole
cause in the end thats where it goes
yeah throw it in a wormhole
cause in the end we're all alone
Do you believe in god
who do you think made the internet
another round of fraps
for me and my bitches
Why should I tip you?
I don't even know you
you can take your credit card and max it hard on livin' large
you can take your asshole and put it in your new car
and drive into a wormhole
cause in the end we're all alone x2
holiday celebrate X2
(slow part)
You can take your golf clubs, your white gloves your tech job
yeah you can take your asshole and put it in your new car
and drive into a wormhole
cause in the end
we're all alone x4
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Haunted Housewives
02:49
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he's coming home mean
better cook better clean
never left that ugly scene
stuck in the fucking 50's
got lost in the TV
with your stack of magazines
and a time warped dream
of your perfect family
embedded in your heads
outdated images
get married have the kids
then rejoice cause that's all you get
he comes home mean
and you've cooked and you've cleaned
and he hasn't said a thing
not transparent
you're unseen
you're unseen
oh they're the haunted housewives
oh all mixed up in a past life
oh still convinced that it's their role
oh they're the haunted housewives x2
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Cat Callers
02:34
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walking down the street
looking forward moving fast
still you feel the need
to fucking comment as I pass
shouldn’t matter how I’m dressed
or if I were wearing less
It’s not an invitation
to be a fucking pest
hey girl, hey baby
give me a smile
cuz this is flattery
to give you self-esteem
what a strategy
cat calling motherfuckers
you know you’ll never get laid that way
you stupid motherfuckers
I’m not a cat so please stop calling me
you fucked up motherfuckers
what the hell is the benefit anyway?
I’m not a cat so please stop calling me
walking down the street
having bullshit shouted at me
what the hell makes you think
that I want your opinion of me?
shouldn’t matter how I’m dressed
or if I were wearing less
it’s not an invitation
to be a fucking pest
Cat calling motherfuckers
you know you’ll never get laid that way
you stupid motherfuckers
I’m not a cat so please stop calling me
you fucked up motherfuckers
what the hell is the benefit anyway?
I’m not a cat so please stop calling me
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Weird Girl
02:24
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Don't wanna be another Ashley
Don't wanna count my fucking calories
Don't wanna worry about my body
so dickheads can like me
I'd rather make out with my TV screen
than anyone on the football team
I'd rather touch myself to Vincent Price movies
Cause I wanna be a weird girl
weird girl,weird girl
I wanna be a weird Weird Weird Weird girl
I wannabe a freak girl freak girl freak girl
I wanna freak you out cause I'm a freaky fucking girl
Don't wanna be another Ashley
Don't wanna shop at Abercrombie
I'd rather steal from JC Penny's
Cause it's really easy
I'd rather make out with my tv screen
than anyone on the football team
I'd rather touch myself to Vincent Price movies
Cause I wanna be a weird girl
weird girl,weird girl
I wanna be a weird Weird Weird Weird girl
I wannabe a freak girl freak girl freak girl
I wanna freak you out cause I'm a freaky fucking girl x2
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