1. |
Life Rips
03:22
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Life Rips then you die sucka
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
blood drips, double dips govna
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
moms of the world dads of the world x2
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
I wanna make some money
so I can buy a TV
all the commercials make me feel so happy
wanna live in a mansion and get a handsome jansome
I'm gonna make everybody so jealous
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah x2
after all is said and done all you really need is fashion
and after I am dead and gone I'll still have all the latest on
yeah I'm gonna fashion until the end
and even then I'm gonna haunt the latest trends
Gucci crypt hearse limo riding topless
I"m on the tombstone list
eternal vip pass
rest in peace out x2
resting in and i'm peacing out
and I'm sipping mai tai's underground
and I'm wearing my best down the dead carpet
living large in the graveyard
i'm gonna fashion until the end and even the then
I'm gonna haunt the latest trends
life is fabulous but death is glamours x4
Life Rips then you die sucka
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
blood drips, double dips govna
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
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2. |
Slumber Party
02:38
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won't be first to fall asleep
and all your secrets I will keep
paint my nails I'll braid your hair
we'll tell each other ghostly tails
who's your crush I'll tell you mine
you like him ? I guess he's alright
did you see Amanda's skort ?
OH MY GOSH SHE'S SUCH A DORK
slumber party at my house tonight
slumber party we'll have a fucking pillow fight
slumber party till the morning light
slumber party, we'll have a real good time
watching movies in the dark
oh my gosh did you just fart?
hey let's prank call Chad and Luke
Stacey says he think's you're cute
popcorn movies make up hair
what do you choose truth or dare?
uhhhh DARE
slumber party at my house tonight
slumber party we'll have a fucking pillow fight
slumber party till the morning light
slumber party, we'll have a real good time
now she's fast asleep
get a cup of water to heat
does anybody got a sharpie
Amanda's totally gonna freak
slumber party at my house tonight
slumber party we'll have a fucking pillow fight
slumber party till the morning light
slumber party, we'll have a real good time
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3. |
Horrorscope
02:10
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Oh no I think that Mars is in retrograde
can't date ya gotta wait until Saturday
hot sex with a Gemini in 85
had a rumble with a Capricorn I don't know why
every night I read my horrorscope and cry
Leo, Virgo
don't go outside , don't go outside
Pisces, Libra
don't even try , don't even try
the moon is full
but my moods down low
my heart says yes
but my chart says no
horrorscope blues
astrology abuse
the planets are confused
and everyone's gonna loose
cancer, prance
don't go outside, don't go outside
dasher, dancer
don't even try, don't even try
the moon is full
but my moods down low
my heart says yes
but my chart says no
Oh no I think that Mars is in retrograde
can't date ya gotta wait until Saturday
hot sex with a Gemini in '85
had a rumble with a Capricorn I don't know why
oh no everything is in retrograde
slapped a Virgo cause I forgot to burn my sage
car broke down when i smooched that little Gemini
skinny dipping with my super-fly pieces guy
every night I read my horrorscope and cry
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4. |
Sorority Girls
02:28
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Alpha, Beta, Delta
Placenta, Zita Smegma, alfalfa
Hey hey hey girls let's all look the same
and act really fucking stupid
cause they like us that way
hey hey hey boys let's go to the frat party
the theme is white people
get your roofies ready
shit their parents money away
and act like assholes everyday
wanna take a stroll down greek row
find the biggest pack of douchey football bro's
got their brand new polo's on yeah
wanna spew a little on everyone
waa-ohhhh
hurl hurl hurl on sorority girls
I wanna spew spew spew on fraternity dudes
I wanna hurl hurl hurl on sorority girls
I wanna spew spew spew on fraternity dudes
I just wanna ruin their day in a particular way
wanna take a stroll down greek row
find the biggest pack of brainless female drones
got their brand new whatever's on yeah
wanna spew a little on everyone
waaa-ohhh
blahhh-ohhh
waaa-ohhh
wanna wanna spew oh you
alpha falfa
brainless fucking football dudes
delta trelta
I'm a little Kangaroo
gamma jamma
I just wanna fart and puke and spew on you
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5. |
Yuppie Moms
01:40
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yuppie moms with your magazine homes
riding trends with your idiot friends
that smug expression
aimless aggression
late for a session
to get your shitty spray tan
yuppie moms better turn around and run
they put you down cause they have nothing going on
try putting a lid
on you're terrible kid
are you living the life
you washed out trophy wife
I want an Oprah Mocha Frappuchino
and I want it right her right now x3
Oprah Mocha, Oprah Mocha
right here, right now
washed out trophy wives
live to satisfy
freaky business guys
I'm a porcupine
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6. |
Sad Dudes
02:42
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You sad little dude
there's something's wrong here
everything at your fingertips
baby but you're so sad
live through little devices
or you could make you're own choices
nothing is in the way
except that you're so fucking lazy
ohhh sad little dude x2
with imaginary problems
imaginary problems
lucky you don't really got them
lucky you don't really got them no got them no
no body likes whiny babies x3
that's what you are so please stop complaining
sad little dude
poor little dude
sad little dude what chu gonna do
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7. |
Role Play
01:50
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I'll be the milkman
you be the mother
I'll be the student
you be the teacher
I'll be bad cop
now you're in trouble
I like to role play
between the sheets
just a little role play
our hearts will meet
I like to role play
between the sheets
just a little role play
now take a seat
I'll be the mountain
you be the cockroach
I'll be the pool boy
you be the Mai Tai
I'll be the nightmare
you be the haunted hair
I like to role play
between the sheets
just a little role play
our hearts will meet
I like to role play
between the sheets
just a little role play
now take a fucking seat
I like to role play
between the sheets
buwahhhaha blahuahhah
I like to role play
between the sheets
just a little role play
now take a seat
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